Paper Mario: The Origami King Taught Me Patience

Being someone with the attention span of an overcaffienated dying moth in a Dave & Busters, it’s very difficult for me to enjoy anything for longer than a few minutes. Despite this, I take incredible pleasure in obsessing constantly over stuff. I enjoy pouring encyclopedic whale-diarrhea into the open steaming overpopulated cesspool that is myContinue reading “Paper Mario: The Origami King Taught Me Patience”

Playing Carrion Provides The Experience of Being Pee-Wee Herman’s Breakfast

In Carrion, you play as Blobby Bobby, a formless bleeding carnivorous mass trying to escape from a half-life-esque endlessly-large underground science laboratory. Where did Blobby Bobby come from? What does he want? Is he an alien or an experiment gone wrong? Who cares?! Let’s kill some nerds. Blobby Bobby (or BB for short) was without-a-doubtContinue reading “Playing Carrion Provides The Experience of Being Pee-Wee Herman’s Breakfast”